1. crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

  2. generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

    generationfree:

    lakilester:

    No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

    THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

  3. acklings:

foreverdai:

¿Qué chica no ha querido nunca hacerse una piragua con la forma de su chocho?


i have so many questions acklings:

foreverdai:

¿Qué chica no ha querido nunca hacerse una piragua con la forma de su chocho?


i have so many questions acklings:

foreverdai:

¿Qué chica no ha querido nunca hacerse una piragua con la forma de su chocho?


i have so many questions acklings:

foreverdai:

¿Qué chica no ha querido nunca hacerse una piragua con la forma de su chocho?


i have so many questions acklings:

foreverdai:

¿Qué chica no ha querido nunca hacerse una piragua con la forma de su chocho?


i have so many questions

    acklings:

    foreverdai:

    ¿Qué chica no ha querido nunca hacerse una piragua con la forma de su chocho?

    i have so many questions

  4. gwenstacye:

Hazel Grace, when you’re as charming and physically attractive as myself, it’s easy enough to win over people you meet. But getting strangers to love you… now, that’s the trick.
gwenstacye:

Hazel Grace, when you’re as charming and physically attractive as myself, it’s easy enough to win over people you meet. But getting strangers to love you… now, that’s the trick.
gwenstacye:

Hazel Grace, when you’re as charming and physically attractive as myself, it’s easy enough to win over people you meet. But getting strangers to love you… now, that’s the trick.
gwenstacye:

Hazel Grace, when you’re as charming and physically attractive as myself, it’s easy enough to win over people you meet. But getting strangers to love you… now, that’s the trick.
gwenstacye:

Hazel Grace, when you’re as charming and physically attractive as myself, it’s easy enough to win over people you meet. But getting strangers to love you… now, that’s the trick.
gwenstacye:

Hazel Grace, when you’re as charming and physically attractive as myself, it’s easy enough to win over people you meet. But getting strangers to love you… now, that’s the trick.
gwenstacye:

Hazel Grace, when you’re as charming and physically attractive as myself, it’s easy enough to win over people you meet. But getting strangers to love you… now, that’s the trick.
gwenstacye:

Hazel Grace, when you’re as charming and physically attractive as myself, it’s easy enough to win over people you meet. But getting strangers to love you… now, that’s the trick.
gwenstacye:

Hazel Grace, when you’re as charming and physically attractive as myself, it’s easy enough to win over people you meet. But getting strangers to love you… now, that’s the trick.

    gwenstacye:

    Hazel Grace, when you’re as charming and physically attractive as myself, it’s easy enough to win over people you meet. But getting strangers to love you… now, that’s the trick.

  5. shakespearelove:

    justloveloki:

    nostrokesjuststrudels:

    ladybastet92:

    phoenixnova713:

    Remember when Martha fast-forwarded through parts of the video in Human Nature and Family of Blood?

    This is what she was actually fast-forwarding through.

    4 FOR YOU TENNANT.

    YES GOOD

    THIS MAN IS PERFECT

    I love when actors get to bullshit things :D

  6. thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

    thrithwig:

    king-of-the-casuals:

    I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

  7. nerdy-whovian:

    bioterrors:

    an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”

  8. doctorhuwnicorn:

    slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

    moriarty:

    moriarty:

    please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment

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    conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return

    The fact that I laughed at all of these proves your point.

    "how many potato / no potato / i am a tree"

  9. catskid100:

    From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with me right now…. *faint smile at the ground*…. They’re always sending  me their wishes a-and I want to be able to give them courage too!!!!

  10. vulcan-ology:

    i think the most inaccurate part of the reboot movies is that jim kirk hasn’t ripped his shirt yet. not once. did they even watch tos?? he ripped his shirt like every three episodes.

  11. forgetpolitics:

Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.
forgetpolitics:

Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.
forgetpolitics:

Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.
forgetpolitics:

Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.

    forgetpolitics:

    Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.

  12. wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

    wholetjackdrive:

    so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

  13. lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

    lesbianwarriors:

    This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

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