I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
Must have cute embarrassment on blog forever.
- God forbid we become friendly.
- I don’t find you that interesting.
- You will.
Always reblog the no-look pass.
Could he just make an entrance like in the first gif every time he enters a room? He looks so cool when he does that.
No, but what if every time John walked into a room that Sherlock was in, he would just throw something to Sherlock, whatever had to do with the case, or just a pen, and Sherlock would use it, because John could tell what he wanted each time. Pen, shoe, scarf, phone, tea mug, anything.
Then, the day after Reichenbach, out of habit, John walked into the flat, and instinctively picked up and pen and threw it. He only remembered Sherlock wasn’t there when he heard the pen clatter to the ground.
nice to meet you satan
I love when we reframe issues to illustrate them as they are- the perpetrator’s problem.
I’m usually against censorship, but this is fucking hilarious.
IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG
THE MOTHER FUCKING ENDING OMFG
JESUS SHIT I’M ABOUT TO PEE MYSELF
Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner
i should not be allowed to look at screencaps ever