totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

rehfan:

Must have cute embarrassment on blog forever.

- God forbid we become friendly.

- I don’t find you that interesting.

- You will.

sangorox:

Captain America and Coulson Have a Moment [x]

dorks oh my goodness

desperatelyseekingtimelord:

khan-locked:

tennants-hair:

tardis-mind-palace:

doctor-john-with-trenchcoat:

bakerstreetbabes:

Always reblog the no-look pass.

Could he just make an entrance like in the first gif every time he enters a room? He looks so cool when he does that.

No, but what if every time John walked into a room that Sherlock was in, he would just throw something to Sherlock, whatever had to do with the case, or just a pen, and Sherlock would use it, because John could tell what he wanted each time. Pen, shoe, scarf, phone, tea mug, anything.

Then, the day after Reichenbach, out of habit, John walked into the flat, and instinctively picked up and pen and threw it. He only remembered Sherlock wasn’t there when he heard the pen clatter to the ground.

nice to meet you satan

morelydia:

shenaniganations:

This, though. 

I love when we reframe issues to illustrate them as they are- the perpetrator’s problem.

oromalefico:

I’m usually against censorship, but this is fucking hilarious.

a-bit-not-good-sherlock:

shake-n-bake-baby:

psychaeda:

lenasheadey:

davidhasslehoff:

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG

#the mantis is not so good at the walking

jesusu christ

THE MOTHER FUCKING ENDING OMFG

JESUS SHIT I’M ABOUT TO PEE MYSELF

Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

vulcanest:

kirkspocks:

i should not be allowed to look at screencaps ever

#she wears short skirts i’m james t kirk #she’s a xenolinguistics genius and i’m annoying as hell